https://kieffers.name/taxonomy/term/22 The things that make us laugh en https://kieffers.name/node/70 <section class="field field-name-taxonomy-vocabulary-2 field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above view-mode-rss view-mode-rss"><h2 class="field-label">Favorites:&nbsp;</h2><ul class="field-items"><li class="field-item even"><a href="/taxonomy/term/22">Humor</a></li></ul></section><div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden view-mode-rss view-mode-rss"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>For some odd reason, Chuck Norris seems to be all the rage on the interweb these days. I have to admit, although I'm enjoying the martial arts movies I've rented recently, none have featured Chuck. Walker, Texas Ranger just never did it for me and I don't see myself buying a <a href="http://www.totalgymdirect.com/" rel="nofollow">Total Gym</a> ever.</p> <p>Amy found this hilarious Flash animation, the <a href="http://home.comcast.net/~wepon1984/ultimateshowdown.swf" rel="nofollow">Ultimate Showdown</a>, featuring Chuck in action last weekend. This weekend while searching for help with a progarmming question ("php word bullets") the top result was <a href="http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty" title="http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty" rel="nofollow">Top 100 Chuck Norris facts</a>. </p> <p>Enjoy.</p> </div></div></div><ul class="links inline"><li class="addtoany first last"><span><span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_32 a2a_target addtoany_list" id="da2a_1"> <a class="a2a_dd addtoany_share_save" href="https://www.addtoany.com/share#url=https%3A%2F%2Fkieffers.name%2Fnode%2F70&amp;title=A%20week%20filled%20with%20Chuck%20Norris"><img src="/sites/all/modules/addtoany/images/share_save_256_24.png" width="256" height="24" alt="Share/Save"/></a> </span> <script type="text/javascript"> <!--//--><![CDATA[//><!-- if(window.da2a)da2a.script_load(); //--><!]]> </script></span></li></ul> Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:27:58 +0000 chad 70 at https://kieffers.name https://kieffers.name/node/70#comments https://kieffers.name/crss/node/70 https://kieffers.name/node/69 <section class="field field-name-taxonomy-vocabulary-2 field-type-taxonomy-term-reference field-label-above view-mode-rss view-mode-rss"><h2 class="field-label">Favorites:&nbsp;</h2><ul class="field-items"><li class="field-item even"><a href="/taxonomy/term/22">Humor</a></li><li class="field-item odd"><a href="/taxonomy/term/25">Sports</a></li><li class="field-item even"><a href="/taxonomy/term/28">Steelers</a></li></ul></section><div class="field field-name-body field-type-text-with-summary field-label-hidden view-mode-rss view-mode-rss"><div class="field-items"><div class="field-item even"><p>Geoff, an old friend of mine sent me a pretty good joke. I hope there's some truth in it :) A win is a win in my book and things evened out after all was overturned and fumbled in the Steelers/Colts game. So, I'm sure my fellow Steeler fans will enjoy this and all I can say for those Colt fans is, tough luck. </p> <p>Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God.</p> <p>"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steelers flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel.</p> <p>Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."</p> <p>God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"</p> <p>"Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house than me?"</p> <p>God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/steelers sports football" rel="nofollow">steelers sports football</a></p> </div></div></div><ul class="links inline"><li class="addtoany first last"><span><span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_32 a2a_target addtoany_list" id="da2a_2"> <a class="a2a_dd addtoany_share_save" href="https://www.addtoany.com/share#url=https%3A%2F%2Fkieffers.name%2Fnode%2F69&amp;title=Peyton%20goes%20to%20heaven%20%28but%20not%20the%20Superbowl%29"><img src="/sites/all/modules/addtoany/images/share_save_256_24.png" width="256" height="24" alt="Share/Save"/></a> </span> </span></li></ul> Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:00:43 +0000 chad 69 at https://kieffers.name https://kieffers.name/node/69#comments https://kieffers.name/crss/node/69